I neither loved nor disliked the first Greenland. It was not a great film. It was not a particularly entertaining film. It was a curious hybrid of action and contemplation. Still, I thought well enough of it to think slightly well of Greenland. Greenland 2: Migration is pretty much in the exact same category as its predecessor.
Wednesday, May 20, 2026
Greenland 2: Migration. A Review (Review #2165)
I neither loved nor disliked the first Greenland. It was not a great film. It was not a particularly entertaining film. It was a curious hybrid of action and contemplation. Still, I thought well enough of it to think slightly well of Greenland. Greenland 2: Migration is pretty much in the exact same category as its predecessor.
Tuesday, May 19, 2026
Mortal Kombat II: A Review
I have found that when judging a film's success or failure, one has to consider the target audience. I am not the target audience for any Mortal Kombat film adaptation. I was surprised at how much I disliked the 2021 Mortal Kombat film, not having seen any prior Mortal Kombat film. I was equally surprised at how much I accepted Mortal Kombat II. I cannot say I enjoyed Mortal Kombat II. In some ways it is bad. I say "accepted" because Mortal Kombat II does not bother pretending to be anything other than fan service. I cannot fault a film for hitting its expectations.
I do not think that I can give a solid plot synopsis as I barely understand the overall mythology. Here is what I understand. Shao Khan (Martyn Ford) has conquered many worlds. His newest conquest of Edenia has been bloody. Princess Kitana (Adeline Rudolph) is now his unwilling heir. She has trained for battle, with her bodyguard/friend Jade (Tati Gabrielle) by her side.
Shao Khan now plots to conquer a new universe, which includes our Earth. These conquests are done by one-on-one combats to the death or Mortal Kombat. Powerful sorcerer Lord Raiden (Tadanobu Asano) and one of his warriors, Sonya Blade (Jessica McNamee) have found another Earth champion to participate. It is Johnny Cage (Karl Urban), action film star who has seen better days. The star of such epics as Uncaged Fury now ekes out a living at conventions. Mostly forgotten, Johnny Cage is dismissive of what he initially thinks are way-out cosplayers.
Nevertheless, Cage is taken to fight for his world. He and others working alongside Lord Raiden face off in a series of battles against Shao Khan, who has become immortal. There is, however, an enemy hidden in plain sight against both Shao Khan and Lord Raiden. Not all will live for the ultimate battle. Johnny Cage must find his inner strength to be the champion he is meant to be. Who will triumph in this Mortal Kombat?
I confess to having no interest in seeing Mortal Kombat II and probably would have skipped it altogether. It was at the persistent insistence of a coworker who enjoys this video game that got me, very reluctantly, to go. Please do not think poorly of me if I got elements of Mortal Kombat II wrong. I did my best to follow along with all the goings-on. After a while though, I gave up. I instead focused on the pretty colors and the grandiose nature of Mortal Kombat II. I have no memory of the previous Mortal Kombat film; therefore, I genuinely cannot say who is back or even how Mortal Kombat II relates to Mortal Kombat 2021. I also have very little to no idea who the various people are. As such, all these names flying about would be a bit lost to me.
Having said all that, I figure that Mortal Kombat fans would enjoy Mortal Kombat II. They will understand and appreciate the various figures flying and fighting around. If a film is built for fans, then Mortal Kombat II should satisfy the majority of them.
In a curious way, I admire Mortal Kombat II's efforts to make more drama and put some stakes into this epic series of battles. Jeremy Slater's screenplay pushed hard to give the various characters dare I say greater depth. Cole Young (Lewis Tan), if memory serves correct, mentioned how he had a wife and child whom he might never see again. Then again, that might have been Jax Briggs (Mehcad Brooks). Whoever it was, such an element was mentioned I figure to make a potential end more tragic.
It did not hit me because I do not recall seeing any of their families. Merely mentioning them does not automatically give Mortal Kombat II any great stakes on any character's fate. This applies to Karl Urban's Johnny Cage. Urban is probably the biggest name here. I heard someone in my circle complain that Urban wasn't pretty enough to be Johnny Cage.
I think Slater and director Simon McQuoid were going for another angle with our favorite Mortal Kombat figure. This Johnny Cage was not a cocky, brash youth. He was still cocky and brash. However, he was also grizzled, a bit despondent. We see this after the Uncaged Fury trailer that we are treated to. The camera pulls away to show us an older Johnny Cage, ignored at a comic con's autograph alley. He can only look with a mix of weariness and frustration on how some influencer has people flocking to them while he sits amongst his past glories.
Urban did well as Cage. He is weary, a bit clueless and doing the best he can while seeing himself as a bit of a failure. Urban makes him both excessively confident and aware of his shortcomings. I would not say that Urban gives a great performance. He gave what I would say is the correct performance.
Out of everyone else, I think Adeline Rudolph also did well as Kitana, our warrior princess. I think that, if I thought more on it, Mortal Kombat II is more Kitana than Johnny focused. The film starts with her, and she is most of the epic final battle. I do not think that this is a terrible thing. I am not brimming with enthusiasm about it either.
As I think on Mortal Kombat II, I think that it works for what it is. This is something that Mortal Kombat fans would enjoy. I am not a Mortal Kombat fan as I rarely if ever played the game. It is not as bloody as I thought it would be. It is a bit longer than I think that it should be. Overall, it is fine if this is what people enjoy. I did not particularly enjoy it, but I figure that it works for its target audience.
It does at least end with Techno Syndrome aka the Mortal Kombat theme. That is something that I have always enjoyed, so there's that.
Monday, May 18, 2026
Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man: A Review
Much better were the other roles. Patric Knowles did well as Dr. Mannering. He made him into a sensible man of science who still accepted Talbot's truth when it was presented to him. It is to Knowles' credit that he made that last-minute shift to try to bring the Monster fully to life slightly believable. I figure that it needed to happen for the plot to happen. It did not quite work, but Knowles tried.
Sunday, May 17, 2026
A Royal Scandal (1945): A Review
These lines, and others, indicate that A Royal Scandal was intended to be fast-paced, zippy and full of quips. The actors delivered them the best way that they could. However, it was always a bit off. The pacing was just a beat off. Somehow, it played as if it were a play. One almost suspects that Preminger expected laughter from the audience and made room for them on the screen. However, the efforts to be a bit deadpan ended up making A Royal Scandal a bit dead itself.
Saturday, May 16, 2026
Catherine the Great: The 2019 Miniseries
In truth, the Russian sovereign Catherine II was not Russian but German. History, however, has intertwined this minor German princess as Catherine the Great, Czarina and Autocrat of All the Russias. She has been the subject of many films and television projects. In 2019, Dame Helen Mirren returned to her own Russian roots to portray this legendary historic figure. Catherine the Great has a lot of sex and appears to want to shock with its four-letter words. It is not bad but far from what it could have been.
Two years after the coup that brought her to power, Empress Catherine II (Mirren) still has to contend with forces that could bring her down. There is the mysterious "Prisoner Number One", who may have a legitimate claim to the Russian throne. There is the mysterious soldier, Mirovich (Lucas Englander), loyal to Prisoner Number One.
Then there is Count Grigory Orlov (Richard Roxburgh). He is one of the men who helped her overthrow her loutish husband, Peter III. He is also Catherine's current lover. Grigory and his brother Alexei (Kevin R. McNally) always remind her that they put her on the throne. The suggestion is that they can pull her off. The Orlov Brothers scheme and scheme away, making snide remarks about everyone out of earshot. That includes the newest member of Court. It is another Grigory: Grigory Potemkin (Jason Clarke). Brash, daring and belligerent, Potemkin is quickly besotted by our Autocrat.
That does not stop him from schtupping her BFF, Countess Bruce (Gina McKee). Eventually, Potemkin bends the royal ear. He also bends other things for both Mother Russias. One person who cannot bend is the frustrated heir, Prince Paul (Joseph Quinn). He still hero worships his late father. He also detests his mother and is the only man in Russia who does not see that his wife, Natalia (Georgina Beedle) is screwing Paul's best friend, Count Razumovsky (Phil Dunster).
Orlov soon becomes indispensable to Her Majesty inside and outside the royal bedchamber. He leads her armies to triumphs in Crimea and against the Turks. He also is imperious, haughty and prone to anger against all his enemies. The Orlovs are bitter foes. He is able to outmaneuver them. The Czarevitch is another enemy, though to be fair Paul is a very bitter boy, trashing about hither and yon. As Catherine continues her struggle to stay in power over Russia and the various men in her life, she fails to see how her need for power has made her abandon her early liberalism. The woman who once corresponded with Voltaire now burns his books. Personal tragedy hits this great love story of Catherine and Grigory, but will she get the heir that she wants or the one who manages to stay?
I think Catherine the Great thinks itself daring with all the sex scenes and f-bombs going off all over the place. I figure that Catherine and her Court were not immune from letting out a torrent of vulgarities and bed-hopping back in the day. However, Catherine the Great seemed oddly fixated on the sex and swearing and less on the political machinations within the Winter Palace.Take Pugachev (Paul Kaye). He pops in for a bit in Episode One, then a bit more in Episode Two. In what I figure Catherine the Great intended as a great moment Her Majesty appears before Pugachev's followers while he rants in a cage. Here, the peasants suddenly began to kowtow to the Czarina. Why? It does not matter.
Catherine the Great is worth only what Dame Helen Mirren brings to the role. She brings a great mix of haughtiness and vulnerability to our Mother Russia. She is coy and playful when Matushka (Grigory's pet name for the Empress) is with her Grishenka (her nickname for Potemkin). She can also be ruthless with him when needed. "I own you. Don't forget that", she reminds her paramour, enraged at having been essentially scolded before her council. Mirren shifts so well into the Czarina's mercurial nature. She makes her efforts to build a rapport with Paul and her grandson Alexander believable, even as she plots against the former.
5/10
CATHERINE II FEATURE FILMS & SPECIALS
The Rise of Catherine the Great (1934)
The Great (2020-2023)
Friday, May 15, 2026
The Unbreakable Boy: A Review
On the negative side is Jacob Laval as Austin. I figure that he gave the performance that director Gunn wanted him to give. It is, however, unfortunate that The Unbreakable Boy makes Austin sometimes look like an unhinged robot rather than an autistic individual. I understand that school bully Tyler (Pilot Bunch) was meant to have manipulated the well-meaning Tyler. He does so by starting the "You can't handle the truth!" speech from A Few Good Men. That is all the prompting that Austin needs before he starts quoting the entire speech verbatim in class. However, the effect does not have the full impact that I think it could have. Something about it just did not sit well with me. When the school principal welcomes him back, she announces to the school assembly, "Everyone's favorite mascot, AUZMAN!".
Thursday, May 14, 2026
Reversal of Fortune: A Review (Review #2160)
Wednesday, May 13, 2026
Peter O'Toole Oscar Nomination Number Three: An Analysis
I think Cliff Robertson's Best Actor win for Charly will rank as one of the worst Best Actor wins of all time when I do a Best Actor Retrospective. It is pretty much a forgotten win which has not stood the test of time.
Tuesday, May 12, 2026
Woman of the Year: A Review
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