SONG SUNG BLUE
"You are the words, I am the tune, Play Me" is one of the many well-known songs from singer-songwriter Neil Diamond. Song Sung Blue is another. The film with that title, itself based on a documentary, tells its story in a curious way. It may be based on a true story. It may be with the best and sincerest of intentions. It ends up playing like two movies in one, which is one of Song Sung Blue's many issues.
Recovering alcoholic and veteran Mike Sardina (Hugh Jackman) sees himself as "Lightning", the greatest musical impersonator in all Milwaukee, Wisconsin. His skills do have limits, as he finds the idea of performing as Don Ho idiotic. His frenemy, Mark Shurilla (Michael Imperioli) insists he fulfill his last-minute booking at the Wisconsin State Fair despite the oddness of it all.
While Lightning ultimate skips out, he does see and catch the eye of Claire Stengl (Kate Hudson). She is an upbeat, enthusiastic Patsy Cline impersonator. Quickly, and despite the misgivings of Claire's kids Rachel (Ella Anderson) and Dana (Hudson Hensley) they begin a relationship. Mike's daughter Angelina (King Princess) also has qualms about this. However, Mike and Claire seem an ideal match. Eventually, Claire convinces Mike to make them a duet where they can perform Neil Diamond songs.
Now as Lightning and Thunder: A Neil Diamond Experience, Mike and Claire begin making waves in the area. They have support from Mike's manager Dave Watson (Fisher Stevens), who is also his dentist. They also get an agent, Tom D'Amato (James Belushi), who is also a tour bus driver. There are a few stumbles, such as a gig playing at a biker reunion that Tom had mistook for a home realtor convention. On the whole, the now-married Mike and Claire are living a surprisingly charmed life. They even open for Pearl Jam, down to having Eddie Vedder (John Beckwith) join them in Forever in Blue Jeans.
That Mike has no idea what a "Pearl Jam" is doesn't matter.
In the blink of an eye, though, tragedy (and a car) hits Lightning and Thunder. Claire is left physically and emotionally spent. Mike too falls into a depression. He ends up hosting karaoke at a Thai restaurant. Fortunately, the owner loves Neil Diamond. Will Mike and Claire recover to rebuild their America dreams? Will they find that now they have Love on the Rocks? Will Lightning and Thunder strike again?
As I watched
Song Sung Blue, I did something that I do not do often. I literally covered my eyes. I did that at least twice. The first is early on, when Hugh Jackman was attempting to do Neil Diamond at home. I think the song was,
I Am I Said and he was attempting to get Diamond's moves and vocals. The latter was, to be fair, not bad. It is only when he tries some big kick and ends up hurting his knee that I winced. I figure that this was done as comedy. It ended up looking forced.
The second was almost always when James Belushi came on the screen. His Tom was so utterly bad that I thought he was making the already exaggerated tone Song Sung Blue had into worse forced farce.
A lot of Craig Brewer's writing and directing came across as forced. This is particularly true with Hugh Jackman's Mike. He did not come across as an upbeat, optimistic fellow. He came across as an idiot, sometimes egotistical and clueless. Song Sung Blue opens with a close-up of Jackman, reciting some strange monologue about his musical talents. He referred to himself as a "superhero of rock and roll", saying that as his alter ego Lightning, he was "like Chuck Berry, Barry Manilow and the Beatles all rolled into one".
I don't know, the mix of Chuck Berry and Barry Manilow just sounds rather oddball to me. It was almost as if Mike or Brewer's screenplay just settled on these two names because they share the "Berry/Barry" homophone. He could have chosen Barry White, which somehow does not stick out as much. In the end, we find that Mike/Lightning says this to his AA meeting, where he has a tradition of performing Song Sung Blue to the other members on his sober birthday. Later in the film, we go back to this curious tradition when we see Dana record his stepdad's rendition to send to the AA meeting because he'll be on tour. The film ends with footage that Mike recorded on what would have been his 22nd sober birthday.
If that were not enough, the first recording has him performing
Song Sung Blue in his underwear. When Dana asks if he would like to put pants on, Mike casually dismisses it, telling him to shoot him from the waist up (he was wearing a shirt).
This, I think is why Song Sung Blue failed for me. For at least the first hour of this two-hour eleven-minute film, Song Sung Blue played almost like an exaggerated comedy. How does one not laugh at the scenes where Mike and Dr. Watson are discussing Mike's dentistry and potential bookings? How does one not laugh at Mike's persistence and insistence that Neil Diamond has more to offer than Sweet Caroline? How does one not laugh at Mike's stubbornness over keeping the song set as is to the bikers? He is adamant that they open the set with Soolaimon, refusing to so much as alter it to something perhaps more potentially palatable like America or opting to let Claire sing Patsy Cline instead. When one of the bikers dares to shout that Neil Diamond sucks, this enrages Mike enough for him to start a bar fight.
Again, all of this may have happened, as Song Sung Blue is based on a documentary by that same name. It doesn't, however, change that it plays like a comedy. That makes the wild turn into a depressing drama all the more jarring. The sudden turn comes as a total surprise, but in the initial part, it keeps to a less serious tone. Claire has been rushed to the hospital, hovering between life and death. Her children are naturally terrified and confused. Mike appears to start to comfort Rachel. However, he soon starts rambling about "George" from the television show that Rachel likes. Quickly establishing that he means George Clooney from ER, Mike tells her that he soon will experience a medical emergency of his own. He starts the defibrillator in an empty hospital room but falls before he can complete his instructions. Rachel is left holding the device pads, terrified, screaming, but using them anyway.
I am astounded that Craig Brewster or anyone else in Song Sung Blue did not think that this would play as almost a joke. It is compounded by some poor editing choices. After this chaotic scene where one or two of our characters might die, we see Claire suddenly wake up. That leads the viewer to think the whole thing was just a wild dream. Right after that, though, it is clear that it was not a dream.
Song Sung Blue, having been a bit lighthearted for the first half, then shifts to almost depressing drama in the second. The tonal shift is jarring, and I do not think that the film ever finds its footing again (no pun intended). The problem is that since
Song Sung Blue played like a comedy for so long, its turn to drama feels wild and fake. It does not help that Brewster put in another semi-dream sequence that looks more oddball. In that scene, Claire goes onstage to sing Patsy Cline's
Sweet Dreams. During her admittedly beautiful rendition, Mike comes and tells her she needs to get off the stage. We then find that somehow, despite her physical limitations, she managed to get to her front lawn and live out her
Sweet Dreams.
It is a bit strange the way it was all set up. It is as if Song Sung Blue struggled to find if it was a comedy of two dreamers who became the biggest impersonators in Milwaukee or a drama of recovering from strange circumstances.
In the cast, the standout is Kate Hudson. She managed to keep the lighthearted and dramatic elements to her character. In the first half, Hudson made Claire a peppy, upbeat and positive figure. She was fun and flirtatious while still being rational in how she struggled to get her kids to respond to her new boyfriend and eventual second husband. In the second half, Hudson brought Claire's struggles to recover in strong, even at times moving form.
And then there is Hugh Jackman. This is a Tony winner, so one would expect him to carry the songs well. To his credit, there were times when he did look like Neil Diamond, if not sound like him. However, he did not look his best. He struggled to find if Song Sung Blue was a comedy or drama. He played Mike as someone one could not take seriously. He was not charming or amusing. He was moronic. Even at times when he should have been serious, Jackman made him anything but.
The only time that I did chuckle with Hugh Jackman was when Rachel, looking for him, asked, "Papa, you all right?" (he wasn't, having had a sudden heart issue and knocking his head on the bathroom sink). I wasn't laughing at that, though it did play a bit like a comedy skit. I was smiling because all I could now hear was Papa, Can You Hear Me? in my mind.
The rest of the cast played it like a comedy, even after the second hour. This film does not need to be over two hours. For example, we start with Lightning's recitation to the AA meeting. Later, there is a scene where Mike tells Claire about his sober birthday. I think it would have worked better if Brewster had cut Jackman's monologue to let Claire (and by extension, the audience) find out about Mike's struggle with alcohol.
Song Sung Blue, I suppose, has its heart in the right place. It did not work for me, given that I was shouting, "FALL OFF THE STAGE!" at Lightning and Thunder's big comeback when Lightning was performing. Neil Diamond has a wonderful songbook that I enjoy. Neil Diamond in film, however, can't seem to catch a break. At least Diamond's
The Jazz Singer had some great songs to make it tolerable.
Song Sung Blue has only cover versions.