Again, I know I am a year behind. However, I don't like leaving things unanswered. As a result, now I go on to my Ten Worst Films of 2012 so far. Again, all 92 films received a grade from A to F, then a ranking between those with similar grades.
It might be unfair to pick on this little-seen film as the Worst Film of 2012 So Far, but even something as boring as Cosmopolis is more watchable than this hideous thing.
I was so disgusted by Nipples & Palm Trees I did something I had never done and have not done since: I literally and I do mean literally threw it out the window. I got the DVD, put it in the case and tossed it out of my house. I did go back and put it in the trash, where it belongs. Nipples & Palm Trees so appalled me that I have rejected almost all non-OFCS sent screeners, fearing I would have a repeat of this grotesque enterprise. Really, Nipples & Palm Trees might be the worst film I have seen in the nearly five years I have served as reviewer. Even something that I truly detest like The Hangover Part II is better than Nipples & Palm Trees, and The Hangover Part II is the ugliest film I ever paid to watch.